Sunday, May 16, 2010


By John Doe-Associated Press- 54 mins ago
BOISE-Kennedy G Jones,2, has fallen into the hands of destruction once again. Jones has had many stints of destruction in her short years and is known for her reckless and destructive behavior. This incident marks 2 major hits in one week. Wednesday, Jones was found with A&D ointment and Vick's vapor rub covering the majority of her body, including her hair. Yesterday's incident consisted of nail polish and the cutting of high value coupons. Jones was found by a babysitter (name being withheld) with nail polish covering her left leg and on the comforter her mother had recently purchased at a well known home decor chain. Earlier that day, 20 coupons were found cut in half. There were no witnesses, but evidence has lead authorities to Jones. Coupons were purchased on eBay and were consider high value. Attempts to reach the babysitter were unanswered. Jones' mother, Tessa Jones, is currently being held at an undisclosed location for further evaluation. Friends of the family say Jones is a sweet child that is usually pleasant and happy. There has been talk of possibly incarceration for Jones for small amounts of time, but that decision will have to be made once the mother is able to return to the home.

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7 comments:

  1. it was so bad that we don't even get any pictures???? oh tessa....i am soo sorry!!! (ps she looks realllly cute in her mug shot!)

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  2. there are pictures. saving them for her scrap book so when she has child just like her i can show her that payback is a !#*&#.

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  3. I think she teaching you how to fabulously creative! This was a very creative post and very funny!

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  4. kick her out. send her to grandma and grandpa's

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  5. grandma and grandpa pointed out that this daughter of your does not have a middle name that starts with "G". that is your oldest daughter. This daughter's middle name starts with "J"...hahaha thought that was pretty funny :)

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  6. see, she has driven me to the point where I can't even remember my own childrens' names.

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