I do not have the ability to laugh.....

Not today. My last post is null and void at this point. I am literally tearing up as I type. I am ready to commit hairy carey on Kennedy. She plays with everything and anything that she is not suppose to. This is my day with JUST her - mind you it is spring break so ALL 4 of the kids are home.

6:00 Wake up - hit snooze

6:15 Leave for grocery store

7:30 Go to gym

8:45 Arrive home to a sleeping house - aaaaahhhhhh!

8:46 Everybody wakes up

9:50 Wake up Kennedy - no time for breakfast

10:00 Have to leave for swimming - racing around like a mad woman

10:08 Leave for swimming - get to swimming and Cole gave her a C U P C A K E for breakfast that she ate in Jake's newly vacuumed BMW

10:20 Swimming lesson for Cole and Kennedy

11:00 Get home

11:45 Come down stairs after a shower and she has my lipstick on her eyes, lips and checks as she sits and applies it on my cloth couch

12:00 Start lunch - go to the bathroom come back and she is on top of the counter and has poured an entire pitcher of Koolaid in the 4 bowls and 4 cups that I have put out, yet not a lot of Koolaid actually made it into the bowls or cups - how does one accomplish that in 1.5 minutes? She had sweats on so I took them off.

12:30 Upstairs in the play room, takes off her diaper and pees on the floor

1:00 Climbs on top of the bathroom counter and proceeds to pump gel and spray aerosol hairspray in her hair and all over the bathroom mirror

1:15 Dad washes her up and leaves her in the bathroom where she than turns on the faucet and plays in the water with most of the water not going in the sink

2:00 Gave her a bath

2:15 Put her in bed for a nap (we moved rooms - she is still in her crib just in another room).

4:00 There is a dresser at the end of her bed. While she napped - SILENTLY- she reached over, pulled all of the clothes out of the top drawer, dumped all the diapers out of the bin that was on top of the dresser and threw out her blanket, pillow, and stuffed animal. When she woke up , I walked in and found her cuddled up with a pair of stretch pants.

5:45 Putting dinner on the table, opens a cabinet that has a lock on it, shimmies out the crayons and coloring book. Sits on the floor opens the crayons, breaks about 10 of them and then dumps them all out.

6:11 -Hear Kate yell "NO Kennedy - you don't write on your clothes"

6:12 - MOM IS DONE